1 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:33,350 All right, Carly, now she's going. 2 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:34,810 All 3 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:42,870 right, 4 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:43,890 Carly. 5 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:49,470 Taxi. 6 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:06,390 All right, Dolly? 7 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:07,910 How dare you! Oh! 8 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,420 They didn't hit you? 9 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,760 No. 10 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,440 They didn't hit me. 11 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:01,220 They grabbed my breasts, touched them, pulled at my skirt. 12 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,160 But they didn't hit me. 13 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,420 So what was in the handbag? 14 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:08,639 Credit card, checkbook, personal bits and pieces. 15 00:02:08,979 --> 00:02:10,340 Any cash? Some loose notes. 16 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,160 Have you any idea how many loose notes? Yes, about 200 pounds worth. 17 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,560 It was... It was a shock. 18 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,260 Yes, I'm sure it was. Something I hadn't expected. 19 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:23,880 Never expected. 20 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,660 I suppose now you're going to say something like, we'll do all we can. 21 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,820 Well, not exactly. 22 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,900 Can you describe the men? Not really. 23 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:38,460 They were young. 24 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,920 One was black. 25 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,500 The other was white. That's about all I can remember. And their clothes. What 26 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,660 were they wearing? I really can't remember that. Well, try. 27 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:50,460 I've just said... You were walking. You were looking for a taxi. That's right. 28 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,720 And the place was crowded. Very crowded. And you were weighed down with 29 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,360 shopping. Yes. Suddenly two youths appeared. 30 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,660 I've just said... Full of fun. 31 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,940 That was my first... What was the white youth wearing? 32 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,400 A pale... A pale blue shirt. 33 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,240 And jeans, I think. 34 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,600 And the black youth? Oh, I don't know. 35 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,700 Something red. 36 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,900 A red jersey, was it? I don't know. Something red. 37 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,380 Thank you. 38 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,140 So what do I do now? 39 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,280 Well, I suggest you go home now, Mrs Baker. 40 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,640 Were your house keys in the bag? I'm afraid so, yes. 41 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,860 Then may I suggest you try and change the locks as soon as you get home? 42 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:30,860 easily arranged. 43 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:32,380 And is there someone at home? 44 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,039 Husband, maybe? 45 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,520 My husband hasn't been home to stay for approximately two years. 46 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:38,940 Oh. 47 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:41,020 But the porter of the flat, he'll have a key. 48 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:42,260 Fine. 49 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,060 Sergeant Barrett will see that you get a litone. Thank you. 50 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,860 I'll even do it myself. 51 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,200 What? Drive you home. 52 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:52,160 Well, now, that's very kind of you. Don't mention it. We'll let you know, 53 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:57,600 Baker, as soon as we... I think I shall deal with this case myself. 54 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:58,659 Oh, good. 55 00:03:58,660 --> 00:03:59,579 Oh, I know the time. 56 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,160 I'll let the inspector know as soon as I get back. 57 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 This is my desk. 58 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:09,650 Sorry about the mess. 59 00:04:12,150 --> 00:04:13,910 Anyway, let's get you home. 60 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,970 Just get my coat, Inspector. 61 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:20,910 Sorry, 62 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:31,850 I... Yeah. 63 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:33,650 Thank you, Bob. 64 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:42,910 Afternoon. 65 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:59,190 That was Jake, I think. Yeah, that was Jake. 66 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,570 He even apologised for the state of his desk. 67 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,080 The inner door, please. 68 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:15,780 Oh, yeah. 69 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:18,660 Otherwise, some fool will start complaining about the lid. 70 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,640 You can drop the lid down there. 71 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:24,220 Right. 72 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,640 You, uh, play the piano, then. What? 73 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,800 Oh, no, that's just there for decoration. 74 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:40,920 I, uh... Well, I have to tell you, there's probably little chance you're 75 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,789 your money back. 76 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:42,790 I realise that. 77 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:44,770 Notify your bank as soon as possible? 78 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:45,970 Yes, of course. 79 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:54,030 What they... what they did to me, would that be called... Robbery? Yes, yes, but 80 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,270 the way that they did it. 81 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:57,130 Indecent assault? 82 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,190 You mean sexual? 83 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:00,050 That really was a sexual offence? 84 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:02,330 If it was as you described it. It was. 85 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,550 Then that's a sexual offence. 86 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:06,070 Oh. 87 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,550 We'll do our best to find them. 88 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:08,790 I guarantee it. 89 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:10,150 Thank you. 90 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:13,320 I'll find him. I wonder if there'd be anyone there. 91 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,620 The bank? 92 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,640 Would you like to try? 93 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,180 It's not quite drinks time, I know, but if you'd like something. 94 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,880 Pardon? A whiskey, something like that. 95 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,460 Oh, no, no thanks. 96 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,020 I'm strictly a draft beer man myself. 97 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:31,980 Oh. 98 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,120 Hello. 99 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,660 He grabbed her boobs. 100 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,000 I think it's a little more delicately phrased than that. 101 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,980 Well, I suppose it is a novel way of doing a bit of muddling. No. 102 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:45,000 Best surprise element in the world, sex. 103 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:46,540 Well, why not? 104 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,680 Beats kicking the head, doesn't it? Fractured skull. 105 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,040 Yes. 106 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:53,100 So, if she was groped and robbed, at least she wasn't raped. 107 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,640 Well, and that excuses it? 108 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,660 No. It makes it easier. 109 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:57,900 What, for her? 110 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,740 Oh. I saw her in the corridor outside. 111 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,980 She had Jake Barrett throwing his pack -a -mack over puddles for her. Nothing 112 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:05,760 like that. She's too good -looking. 113 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,930 Maybe she shouldn't be wandering around shops all night. 114 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:12,050 Oh, I see. So she asked to be robbed, did she? 115 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:14,330 Well, like I said, beats a kick in the head. 116 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,290 What about the violence of sex itself? 117 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:22,590 That is an unreal female argument. And what's more, you know it. Yes, I know 118 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,810 But now, I'll tell you something that is real. 119 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:29,650 The violence of argument. 120 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,320 The violence of nagging, the violence of responsibilities, of having too many 121 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,220 worries, of being mortgaged up to the bloody eyeballs. 122 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,460 Nobody ever hears about that, do they? Well, they have now. 123 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:42,700 Jack 124 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:50,220 Forbes, 125 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,320 hello? 126 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,420 Who? 127 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:55,580 Oh, yes, of course I remember you. 128 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,880 When? 129 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:02,730 Oh, no, I can't. I'm rather busy right now. I'm surprised it isn't even opening 130 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:03,730 time yet. 131 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,230 What? 132 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:08,370 No, as I said, I'm not sure when I'll be finished. 133 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:15,430 Well, I mean, you can wait there, but as I say, I don't... All right. 134 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:17,990 Right. 135 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:25,170 Do you remember that inspector from art and antiques? Ah, maybe. 136 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:27,410 You must have seen me. 137 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:28,940 I heard it's business. 138 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,220 I can't wait. 139 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,380 So, see him. 140 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,299 I don't really like that man. 141 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:39,059 Gave me a bad time on the one occasion we worked together. 142 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:42,960 Where is he now? 143 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,560 Outside the pub. 144 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,480 When it opens, he'll be inside the pub. 145 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,339 And you? 146 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,920 I'll be here, working. 147 00:09:00,969 --> 00:09:01,969 Home, then. 148 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:05,030 What? Oh, you're not going home? 149 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,190 No, not yet. 150 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:08,750 Right. See you in the morning. 151 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:11,910 Night. 152 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:14,830 Oh, yes. Good night. 153 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:37,520 Well, I've no cash until the bank's open tomorrow. 154 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,140 What? 155 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:43,300 I have no checkbook, no card. I'm starving. 156 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,320 Because I was robbed today, that's why. 157 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,620 Mugged, I think they call it. 158 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,360 Yes, dear. 159 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,060 I'm in a state of shock. 160 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,360 So would you mind fetching me and taking me out to dinner? 161 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:01,820 Thank you. 162 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,040 Yes. 163 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,870 Yes, the police are dealing with it. 164 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:08,690 They've even provided me with a bodyguard. 165 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:13,270 Well, you're my husband, dearest. 166 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:16,450 You should know what time I like to be fetched. 167 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,700 When I took her home in the car, she was really nice. 168 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,180 I mean, she was still upset, like, but... Well, then she would be, wouldn't 169 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 after what she'd been through? 170 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:09,020 When we got there, get out of the lift. 171 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,140 You're straight into her front room. 172 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,600 You should see the place she lives in. 173 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,400 Nice. Oh, handsome. 174 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,780 Really handsome. 175 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,800 I mean, it's got class. 176 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,780 None of that flashy junk stuff. 177 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,780 Just real class. 178 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:26,000 And she's the same. 179 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:29,560 She's got class, style, sex. 180 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:30,860 What? 181 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,300 Well, why don't you stop eulogising, huh? Stop what? 182 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,880 I see what you really mean. 183 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,080 Leave out the poetry and say it. Come on, come on, say it. Say, I fancy the 184 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,039 woman. 185 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,400 There's nothing like that at all. I mean, why must you always break it down 186 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,720 six? What else is there? 187 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,980 A lot of things. Sure, name them. 188 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,260 Come on, name one. 189 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,620 Just say that, haven't I? Class, style... Crap. 190 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:57,260 What? You're just a bit of rough that fancies a bit of posh. Now, you don't 191 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,740 to dress it up with all sorts of statements you know nothing about. 192 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,820 Thanks. 193 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,640 What do you want to do, Jake? 194 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,340 I want to handle this Mrs. Baker case myself. 195 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,240 Personally. I realize that, but what do you want to do? 196 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,060 Find them. 197 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,220 Just find those who did it. 198 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,420 Then do it right. Do what you should have been doing all along. Share a few 199 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,400 pictures, make a likely list. Have a word with a store assistant. 200 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,960 Door -to -door conversations. 201 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,600 Yes, sir. 202 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,510 Then let it all gather dust in the crime register, undetected. 203 00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:47,870 Possibly. Ten a penny, these sort of crimes. Oh, no, sir. You go through the 204 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:50,590 motions, do what you can, and then move on to the next one. 205 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:54,590 One that's probably due to happen sometime today, may have happened last 206 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,730 sometime, we haven't heard about it yet, could be happening right now somewhere. 207 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,570 Come on, Jake. 208 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:00,990 The woman wasn't hurt. 209 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,890 She still didn't deserve what she got. 210 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:04,730 Victimology, you heard of that? 211 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:08,370 No, sir. Some people are natural victims. Did you know that? 212 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:11,710 Well, therefore, victimology is the study of victims rather than the 213 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:12,710 perpetrators of crime. 214 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,250 Oh, study of types. 215 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:17,250 Yeah, I've been doing that all my life. Studying just criminal types? 216 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:18,470 All types. 217 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,630 Studying people. 218 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,350 I think it's supposed to be part of my job. 219 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,290 Any similar crimes in that area? 220 00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:25,650 Well, a few, going back. 221 00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,230 No sexual assault, sir. 222 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:31,810 And if Mrs Baker invited it, whether she's a natural victim or not, then 223 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,930 had to be someone watching and waiting for people like her. 224 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,500 Faces in the crowd. 225 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,900 They're difficult to find. 226 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:37,899 Yes, sir. 227 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,100 So, what do you do? 228 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,200 You watch and wait yourself. 229 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,400 Become another face in that crowd. 230 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,340 Watch the watchers. 231 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640 Do it. 232 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:03,740 They were young. 233 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,440 One was black. 234 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,680 The other was white. That's about all I can remember. 235 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,340 Ah, your art and antiques man. 236 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,380 What about him? 237 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,259 He just followed. 238 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,280 He said he'd be waiting again. 239 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,500 Same place. 240 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,860 Oh. 241 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,600 Have you considered the fact it might be important? 242 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,640 Yes. 243 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,980 I've also considered the fact that it was that important he can come here to 244 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:34,980 office. 245 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,340 Mysterious ways. 246 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:42,520 What? Well, maybe art and antiques work in mysterious ways. 247 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,620 Yes, well, if Inspector Turnbull's anything to go by, they do. 248 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,100 Ignorant, bloody -minded, mysterious ways. 249 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:55,180 Anyway, your man of mystery is waiting for you in the pub. 250 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,890 I really can't remember that. 251 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:07,830 I've just... There, you were walking. You were looking for a taxi. That's 252 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:11,490 The place was crowded. Very crowded. And you were weighed down with shopping. 253 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:26,390 Suddenly, two youth 254 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,050 appeared. Full of fun. 255 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,370 That was my first... What was the white youth wearing? 256 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,880 The pills. 257 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,820 A pale blue shirt. 258 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,600 And jeans, I think. 259 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:52,000 And the black youth, I don't know. 260 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,920 Something red. 261 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,060 A red jersey, was it? 262 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,420 I don't know. Something red. 263 00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:17,960 Sorry, I just popped out to get a paper. 264 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,739 Like Roswell. 265 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:37,800 You're like Roswell. 266 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:39,780 Dickhead. 267 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,960 Thanks. 268 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,660 So, how's your department these days? 269 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,999 All right, I think. 270 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,000 You've found any good fakes, have you? No, just a few lousy originals. 271 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,860 So, what do you want? 272 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,720 Me? You. 273 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:17,400 You've been bringing me for the last two days. Urgent business, you said? 274 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,640 That's right. 275 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:21,420 Well, I mean, was that urgent? Couldn't you have called at the office? Why this 276 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:24,160 place? Was it supposed to be out of cover work or something? 277 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,660 No. 278 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,079 Well, all right, then. Is that important? 279 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,340 I'm on holiday. 280 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,520 Just a week that's owed me. 281 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,680 And I've only got two days of it left. 282 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,270 That's why it's urgent, you see. 283 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,530 I want to take you out. 284 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:40,450 Cheers. 285 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,900 I seem to remember that we didn't get on so well the last time we went out 286 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,500 together. That was business. That was different. 287 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,640 Was it? I'm a changed person when I'm off duty. 288 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,600 Polite, amusing, a lot of fun. 289 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,060 Well, nowhere to go. That's right. That's to me. 290 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,560 It isn't that at all. 291 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,920 Look, I'm sorry. I've got to go. I'll be back. 292 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,120 Now, what's wrong with my suggestion? 293 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,540 A lot of things. 294 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,220 It's all very innocent on my part. Well, I'm glad of that. 295 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,460 Just your company. 296 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,600 That's all I want. 297 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,280 I'm sorry. 298 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,080 And I promise I won't build a shop. 299 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,880 Give me a ring next week. 300 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,460 Next week. 301 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:50,760 So 302 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:57,860 what 303 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:58,719 about this evening? 304 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,320 Tomorrow evening. 305 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,860 No good, I... Look, honestly, I'm not just fooling you off for the sake of it. 306 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,340 really do have other things arranged. 307 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,820 Oh, only tomorrow's the last day of my holiday. 308 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:12,180 So what? There are other days, aren't there? Yeah, but holiday time is 309 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,760 important. Oh, is it now? To me. 310 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,340 And I haven't done a lot with this holiday yet. 311 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 I'm sorry. 312 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,440 Oh, look, will you please stop closing doors on me? 313 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,700 Tomorrow is my last day. I just explained, and you've already said that. 314 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,300 Look, if holiday time is so important to you... 315 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,060 Let me have a Christmas. 316 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,260 We can put a cracker together. 317 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,240 Inspector? Hello, sir. 318 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:40,200 Hiya. We've wrapped up that conspiracy job you're... Yes, sir. This is 319 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,200 new. 320 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,660 Concerning on? No, sir. Just a few simple, basic questions to be asked. 321 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Nothing very involved. 322 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:48,940 Oh. 323 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,280 Excuse me. 324 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,180 So what about... 325 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,170 What about tomorrow lunchtime? 326 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,590 I am only working until midday tomorrow. 327 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,010 Then that's fine, isn't it? 328 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,550 Oh, is it? Nice way for me to round off the holiday. 329 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,190 I'll be forever grateful to you. 330 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:17,990 All right. 331 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:20,510 Thanks. How about one o 'clock? 332 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:26,270 I shall entertain you as you've never been entertained before. 333 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,800 And on coming up there, I know everybody. 334 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,980 I know everybody. 335 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,360 What have you done? 336 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,620 To everything. 337 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,580 Plus another tent we've taken into consideration. 338 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:02,500 I reckon they prefer being in Nick to living at home. 339 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840 Saw their homes? 340 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:07,180 Terrible. Used to stash everything round her back and then burn most of it in 341 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,180 the incinerator. 342 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,760 Other people's property. 343 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,220 I'd better check this with a stall on this thing. 344 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,379 I'm not sure what these were. 345 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,159 Yes, sir. 346 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,380 But they didn't quite get her out of burning this lot, eh? 347 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:17,419 No, sir. 348 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,120 All right, you're the lady of England. 349 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,760 Get her down. No, that's all right, sir. I've got to pass that way later. I'll 350 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760 call in. 351 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,600 You're the arresting officer, aren't you? 352 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,340 Oh, I'll get that all sorted out as well, sir. 353 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,900 Don't worry. 354 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,160 Uh, Jake. 355 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:35,200 Better get that aimed up before you do any business. 356 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,600 Oh, yeah, I was going to. 357 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,700 Forget it, Clark. I'll take you home as soon as you've made your statement. 358 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,660 Please, yeah. 359 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,780 I think I'll hang on to this for a bit. 360 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:04,740 Yes? Come up. 361 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620 Right, then. 362 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,680 Names. 363 00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:26,640 Oh, no, not a silent protest, please. 364 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240 Names. 365 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,300 Now, look, you do know each other, yeah? 366 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,060 Okay, so what are you then, friends? 367 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,020 Business colleagues? 368 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,620 Brothers. 369 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,740 What? We're brothers. 370 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,900 Now, look, don't go political on me. 371 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,079 I'm not. 372 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,080 Names. 373 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 I'm Anderson. 374 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,380 I'm ruling. 375 00:24:20,179 --> 00:24:23,560 Bedroom. I've, um... Well, we've caught those two fellas. 376 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800 You have? 377 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,480 Oh, marvel. 378 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,400 The, uh... Well, the money's gone, I'm afraid. 379 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,340 Well, you said it was as good as lost, didn't you? 380 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,080 Well, we've recovered the checkbook and cards. 381 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,440 Oh, good. 382 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,950 What on earth have you done to yourself? 383 00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:42,390 Well, this is a smack in the eye. Let me see. 384 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:48,450 They did that to you when you arrested them? 385 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:51,910 Yep. You mean you got yourself injured all because of me? 386 00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,010 Well, they had to be caught, didn't they? 387 00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:55,590 Yes. 388 00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:59,090 But it's dreadful, people being that violent. 389 00:24:59,730 --> 00:25:01,790 Well, they were violent to you, weren't they? 390 00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:03,270 In their way. 391 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,170 That was different, being molested. 392 00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:11,650 I mean, we all get molested at some time or another, even by our closest 393 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:12,650 friends. 394 00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:20,470 But that... I'd love to offer you a drink, but I really don't have the time. 395 00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:24,110 see, my second husband is taking me out this evening, and my father -in -law, 396 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:25,990 too. Your second husband? Yes. 397 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:28,170 You've been married before? 398 00:25:29,450 --> 00:25:31,410 Once. Oh, before that, yes. 399 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:34,130 But I'm now married to the third. 400 00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:35,610 Oh, I see. 401 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,480 But the others keep in touch. 402 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,280 We're all good friends. 403 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,300 Best way, don't you think? 404 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:43,600 Because I hate rows. 405 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,520 Rows are so violent. 406 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,040 Yeah. 407 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,440 Anyway, my real reason for coming here is, well, to take you to Seven Dials. 408 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:55,220 Save you anything to find your own way there. Why should I want to go there? 409 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,820 To identify your property. Now? 410 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,780 You have to go there. 411 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,140 Oh. 412 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:03,600 But you've already identified it, haven't you? Hmm? 413 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,940 Now, my name is on the checkbook and the cards. Can't you just drop them in? 414 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:11,580 No. I'm afraid we can't do that. You have to go there in person, so I thought 415 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,580 I'd give you a lift. 416 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,600 What would tomorrow do? 417 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,280 Tomorrow? I prefer to go tomorrow. 418 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,560 Or the day after. 419 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,840 What's the day after? 420 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,560 Friday. Friday, then. Couldn't I go on Friday? 421 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,120 Well, you could. 422 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,740 Fine. And could you fetch me, then? 423 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,260 Well, I suppose I could. 424 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,640 Lovely. 425 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,140 See you on Friday. 426 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:44,610 Touchdown as you go out. 427 00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:46,150 Eh? Oh, yeah. 428 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:47,930 Thank you. 429 00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:49,230 Bye. 430 00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:51,410 Cheerio. 431 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:55,110 Oh, 432 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:57,129 thanks, love. 433 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:57,989 It's all right. 434 00:26:57,990 --> 00:26:59,150 Scissors? What? 435 00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:00,890 Am I any useless? Can I borrow yours? 436 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:03,730 Oh, in the bottom cupboard in the work basket. 437 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:04,970 Oh, right. 438 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,930 I'm not going to use them to cut paper with, eh? 439 00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:09,430 No, to trim paper. 440 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,950 It's the same thing, isn't it? 441 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 Well, of course it isn't. 442 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,540 So what are you doing? 443 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:22,100 Making something. 444 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:23,620 Making what? 445 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,280 A collage from a room. Oh, good. 446 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,640 About time we did something to that room. 447 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,960 Yeah, that's what I thought. 448 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,880 Well, show me, then. 449 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,660 What? Show me. Let's have a look at this masterpiece. 450 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,180 All right. 451 00:27:52,189 --> 00:27:53,270 There. That's disgusting. 452 00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:56,690 But don't look at it as sexy as art. 453 00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:59,270 I can't. Well, it's your loss. 454 00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:01,650 You can't hang that in your room. 455 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,650 You want to bet? You'll have disturbed dreams. Oh, I get those already. 456 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:08,630 It might interest you to know... What? 457 00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:11,070 I'm having lunch with an art expert tomorrow. 458 00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:12,309 Oh, yes? 459 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:14,610 Well, that'll be a nice intellectual exercise for you. 460 00:28:14,850 --> 00:28:16,190 That'll make a change, won't it? 461 00:28:22,679 --> 00:28:25,500 Apparently, the lady is in no hurry to collect her things. 462 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,379 Good day. 463 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,200 The governor has given him the day off. 464 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,500 Rest the eyes. 465 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:33,100 Oh, by the way, who wants to see you? Who? Oh, Russell. 466 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:38,999 Hi, sir. 467 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Maggie. 468 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:42,720 Oh, what do you want? 469 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,700 This woman who was robbed outside the store, Mrs. 470 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920 Della Baker. 471 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:51,240 Yes. Now, these are a banker and credit cards. 472 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,840 Isn't Jay Dillon this guy? Yes, he is. 473 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,960 Well, shouldn't we wait? Well, he's not here. He's got a day off. 474 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:00,980 A .J. Baker. 475 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,640 Mrs. A. Fuller. 476 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,280 A. Matheson. 477 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:08,340 Bob, you've got a checkbook. Yeah. 478 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:14,240 There's no name printed on it, though. It's an emergency one. It is. 479 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,620 Oh, there's an account number stamped on the cover. Uh -huh. There's a credit 480 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:19,620 card receipt for it. 481 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:29,170 Three cards, three different names. 482 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:33,490 I think it's about time you went to see this lady, don't you? 483 00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:35,490 Yes, 484 00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:43,910 they're mine. 485 00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:45,210 Thank you. 486 00:29:45,270 --> 00:29:49,190 We've not quite finished with them yet, Mrs. Baker. But we would like you to 487 00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:50,190 explain. 488 00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:54,250 Explain? Why you happen to have three of these in three different names and a 489 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,530 checkbook with no name on it. 490 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:58,320 I can soon solve that little problem for you. 491 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,500 Well, seeing as we're out, what are you doing for lunch? 492 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,700 I've got a date. 493 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,760 Yes, I've also got the afternoon off. 494 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,520 One checkbook with an alien. 495 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:12,740 They were late being printed. That's why I had the temporary one. 496 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,560 All right? All fine. 497 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 So what is this? 498 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,480 All part of the price we pay for being robbed? 499 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,900 No, just a few things we have to check up on. For my sake or for yours? Thank 500 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:23,900 you, Miss Baker. 501 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400 Now, is that all? 502 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,020 Your property, we take it you're in no hurry to collect it. Too busy to collect 503 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,920 it. Apart from which I thought it was in safe hands. 504 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,480 Until now. 505 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:37,320 So, uh, when will you be calling? 506 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,860 Tomorrow. The sergeant is coming to fetch me. Oh, is he now? 507 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,000 I'm sure you must know him. He's the friendly, trustful one. Yes, that'll be 508 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,060 Sergeant Barrett. 509 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,940 Well, now, thank you, Miss Baker. 510 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,600 Oh, uh, there is, uh... 511 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,520 There is just one last thing you could do for me, if you will. Those three 512 00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:00,500 signatures, do you think you could jot them down for me for security purposes, 513 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:01,660 you understand? 514 00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:06,240 A .J. Baker. 515 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 A. 516 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,880 Matheson. 517 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,140 A. Fuller. 518 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:17,740 Happy now? Yes, fine. That's lovely. Thank you. You can call for these 519 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,880 yes? I'm so glad. 520 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:26,100 Oh, Mrs Baker, tell me, why do you need three names? 521 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:29,560 Tell you what, you find out. 522 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:45,320 So, what have you got planned for this last great day of your whole? 523 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,020 Oh, there's plenty of things to do, plenty of places to visit. 524 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,140 Would you like a packet of crisps? 525 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,420 No, thanks. 526 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,200 Bag of plain, please. 527 00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:56,780 Art galleries? Private exhibitions? 528 00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:58,460 What? Well, are we going to one of those? 529 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,400 Now, why should I want to take you to an art gallery? 530 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,580 Thanks. Well, I know. I just thought working in your department... I haven't 531 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,600 gone to an art gallery in my own time for five years. 532 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,100 No, thanks. 533 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,520 I mean, do you pay frequent visits to the Black Museum during your time off? 534 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000 No. 535 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,260 I go to pubs and listen to people eating crisps. 536 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,020 I'm just asking what you did with your free time, nothing more. I'm just making 537 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,020 a polite conversation. 538 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,980 Do you have a polite conversation? 539 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,460 Vaguely. 540 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:40,100 Look, I'm interested in art, but only in its proper place. 541 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,960 Or when it's to do with crime, in the wrong place. 542 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,140 Fine. 543 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,200 Oh, well, we've overworked that topic. 544 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,760 Just about. 545 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,780 Well, all right, where are we going, then? 546 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,500 You'll see. 547 00:33:01,070 --> 00:33:02,070 You must be insane. 548 00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:03,490 Me? 549 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:04,750 Well, it's not even open. 550 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:22,930 She signed all three. 551 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:26,510 As easily as you or I would sign her own names. Wasn't worried about it? No. 552 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,570 Well, maybe she has a straight reason for it after all. 553 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:33,390 Maybe. I mean, women like her, they've always got it made, haven't they? 554 00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:36,850 A bit of class, a bit of style, as Jake would put it. 555 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,870 There's always good collateral in itself. 556 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,010 Three names, three accounts. 557 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:44,270 Could be just a tax dodge. 558 00:33:44,830 --> 00:33:46,130 Yeah, you're probably right. 559 00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:49,750 All the same, I think I'll make a couple of phone calls, a few discreet 560 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:52,510 inquiries. I mean, still time for that? 561 00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:56,670 Well, if she can't be bothered to pick up her proper thing, except when it 562 00:33:56,670 --> 00:33:58,970 her, then she's given you time, hasn't she? 563 00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:00,490 Exactly. 564 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:15,760 here hang on i'll see to the lights where are you going wait there where did 565 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:20,400 get those keys the manager of course he's a friend a friend well some coppers 566 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,880 have access to pubs and clubs after hours but you have access to this place 567 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:31,080 that's right well there must be a wealth of information to pick up here in the 568 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,360 dark especially on your own 569 00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,050 Now what? 570 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,090 Hang on a sec. 571 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,010 Now. 572 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,450 This should switch on the lanes. 573 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:23,540 There's one man. 574 00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:54,370 Nearly there. 575 00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:57,930 Oh, good. 576 00:36:11,530 --> 00:36:13,730 You're not on the gun deck of the victory, you know. What? 577 00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:15,950 Haven't you ever played temping bowling? 578 00:36:16,210 --> 00:36:17,210 No. 579 00:36:17,630 --> 00:36:18,630 I've never wanted to. 580 00:36:18,850 --> 00:36:19,910 I'll show you how in a moment. 581 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,980 Now then, which one is it? 582 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,960 Is it really worth it? 583 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:31,140 What? Of course it's worth it. 584 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:40,420 Here, try these. They look just about your size. 585 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,700 I'm not wearing those things. 586 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,120 You have to. 587 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,860 Why? What happens if I don't? Do I get chucked out of this godforsaken place? 588 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:49,080 Oh, I starve. 589 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,600 We'll eat later. 590 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,820 What do you fancy? A hamburger? Something like that? 591 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,680 What? 592 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,080 A hamburger, did you say? 593 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:00,740 With chips, if you like. 594 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:05,140 Or a fish and chip lunch. I know a Chinese that does a very good English. 595 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,200 Whatever you want. 596 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,100 Right then. 597 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,580 I'll show you what you have to do. 598 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,880 Choose one that is the correct weight for you and has the right finger span. 599 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,960 See? 600 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,220 Don't get one that's too heavy, otherwise it'll pull your arm out of the 601 00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:34,080 Try a 12 -pounder. Now then, set your thumb at 12 o 'clock. Make sure your 602 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,540 is coming through with the opposite foot. 603 00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:38,060 See? 604 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,680 What's wrong? 605 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:41,780 Nothing. 606 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,280 I mean, this is it. 607 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,600 Fantastic. 608 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,799 This is what? 609 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,680 What I've been waiting for all my life. 610 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,080 You know, a place like this. 611 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,000 Promise of hamburger and chips. 612 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:53,970 And that. 613 00:37:57,230 --> 00:37:58,230 Mr. 614 00:37:58,570 --> 00:37:59,570 Supercool. 615 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:13,590 Morning, 616 00:38:15,610 --> 00:38:17,830 Sarge. Morning. Congratulations on the arrest. 617 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,150 Oh, no. 618 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:25,020 Jane. Hello, Sam. 619 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:27,620 I thought you were supposed to be at home resting. 620 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,880 I got bored with all that. Thought I'd come back in. 621 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,820 Tied up all the paperwork for Mrs Baker. 622 00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:34,660 So what's going on? 623 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:38,380 One or two things have happened since you've been away. 624 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Steve! 625 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,340 Now, of course, Gru. 626 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,120 This is my son, Steve. 627 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:57,220 Inspector Mike Turnbull. Hello, Steve. 628 00:38:57,820 --> 00:38:59,300 OK, I'll go and get us some lunch. 629 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,120 Lunch? This is our part four. 630 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:02,380 So? 631 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,160 Entertain Mike, will you, please? 632 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,300 I hear you're interested in art. 633 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,300 Mrs Adela Josephine Baker's been married three times. 634 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,600 Well, I know, sir. Oh, she told you? 635 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,520 Yes, sir. She also tells you she's got three separate credit accounts in each 636 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,520 her married names. 637 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,140 What's that got to do with anything? You see, there is a great deal of money in 638 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,140 those accounts. 639 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:35,180 All right for some, isn't it? 640 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,400 Anyway, we checked out those accounts. Why? Because we weren't sure of Mrs 641 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,860 Baker. That's why. And now you're certain? Oh, we're certain she didn't 642 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,960 money and goods by means of fraud. Aye. You also know, Jake, that Mrs Baker is 643 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,960 still on very friendly terms with all three husbands. 644 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,860 Well, she said... She still goes out with all three. She probably still goes 645 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:51,860 bed with all three. 646 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:53,910 Come on, what sort of woman is that? 647 00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:56,270 Well, maybe it's a civilised way to behave. 648 00:39:57,210 --> 00:39:59,410 Civilised? Boy, it's all rows and arguments, isn't it? 649 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,010 Come with me. 650 00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:07,330 If you chose to come back to work, sir, I'm going to make it work. 651 00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:08,550 Yes, sir. 652 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:19,530 We got her. 653 00:40:20,030 --> 00:40:21,030 Got her? 654 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,510 Did a bit of digging, and I think we got her. Just waiting on a couple of calls 655 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:28,470 now. You see, we think she married number two, while she was still legally 656 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:32,230 married to number one. Which means that her divorce from number two is also null 657 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:35,150 and void, so is her marriage to number three. We'll get up in stones. 658 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:37,810 Civilized? 659 00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:41,010 When you say it like that... That's exactly how a prosecuting counsel is 660 00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:42,010 to say it, isn't it? 661 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:43,650 Yes, sir. 662 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:47,710 Do you recall me talking to you a day or so ago about natural victims? 663 00:40:48,510 --> 00:40:49,510 Yes, sir. 664 00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:54,410 I've just begun to realise who the natural victim is in this particular 665 00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:56,790 It's you. 666 00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:59,970 You let yourself get taken in by that high -class whore. 667 00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:03,430 You even dance attendance on her when you're off duty. Well, when we've got 668 00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:05,370 little bit of business tied up, you can do just that. 669 00:41:06,290 --> 00:41:08,030 Sir? You can go up there to see her. 670 00:41:08,390 --> 00:41:09,470 Bring her in for questioning. 671 00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:15,150 Right then, Jake. 672 00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:16,910 Things to do. 673 00:41:17,770 --> 00:41:20,760 First... We'll need a certified copy of the original marriage register. 674 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:24,420 Then we'll need evidence of persons present at all three marriages. 675 00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:30,500 So, what do you think of the modern primitive paintings? 676 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,320 They're OK if you like cave drawings. 677 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,200 Show him, Steve. 678 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,520 What? 679 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:37,200 Show Mike your latest effort. 680 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,520 All right. 681 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,060 So what am I about to see? 682 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:47,180 Well, you don't seem to be very interested in talking about real art. 683 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:50,470 No. Even though you're probably one of the best judges of it. 684 00:41:50,730 --> 00:41:55,050 That's right. So I thought in future I'd stop trying to impress you with my 685 00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:56,470 limited knowledge of paintings. 686 00:41:56,690 --> 00:41:57,690 Fair enough. 687 00:41:57,810 --> 00:41:58,810 Here we are. 688 00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:07,910 Now, that's not bad. 689 00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:12,650 In fact, it's quite good. 690 00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:14,010 Thanks. 691 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,250 You see... 692 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,020 A lot of people make mistakes with their collages because they leave the lines 693 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,060 and the hard edges in. 694 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,320 Oh? 695 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,680 And that way it can look like a glorified scrapbook. 696 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,660 But you kept the lines soft, so it's hard to see where one picture starts and 697 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:29,618 the other ends. 698 00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:30,620 And that's good. 699 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,680 That leg. 700 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,920 Yes. 701 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,580 Maybe you could have put it in front of this girl, behind her backside. 702 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:39,300 Oh, yes. 703 00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,360 And that girl there, you wasted her. 704 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:46,470 Perhaps you could use this mirror to break up... This area. 705 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,270 Morning, 706 00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:55,430 ma 'am. Morning, ma 'am. 707 00:42:57,510 --> 00:42:58,510 Oh, good morning, Jake. 708 00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:00,610 Ma 'am. Congratulations on that arrest. 709 00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:02,270 Thanks. 710 00:43:02,530 --> 00:43:05,910 It, er... Well, it looks like I've got another one all lined up. 711 00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:07,470 Oh, Mrs Baker. 712 00:43:07,730 --> 00:43:11,530 Yeah, and, er... Well, I have to go and bring her in. 713 00:43:12,630 --> 00:43:14,090 How can Jake bring her in? 714 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,120 You've been to her place? 715 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,180 Yes, I have, with Russell. 716 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:19,860 Lovely flat. 717 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,380 Can afford it, yeah. 718 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,900 Well, I liked you, though. 719 00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:25,578 I really did. 720 00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:26,519 Yeah, I realise that. 721 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,240 I even had some daft ideas you might have. 722 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,680 Well, 723 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,820 I wanted to be a friend. 724 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,320 A friend of mine. 725 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,920 Just that. That would have done. 726 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,240 Nothing more. 727 00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,580 Will you come with me? 728 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:44,340 Please? 729 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,220 We got the confirmation this morning. 730 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:49,420 Chelsea Registry Office. 731 00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:52,020 April 76. 732 00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:57,620 So what harm has been done? 733 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,060 Harm? Yes. 734 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,200 Has any one of my husbands complained? 735 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,700 Or their lady friends? 736 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:08,640 Mrs Baker, the law states that a man or a woman is entitled to only one spouse, 737 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:13,560 except in cases where a man's religion entitles him to a plurality of wives. 738 00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:14,840 How's your poor eye? 739 00:44:15,470 --> 00:44:17,190 So, much better, thanks. 740 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,530 Oh, good. 741 00:44:18,730 --> 00:44:23,330 The law also states that an act of bigamy is a profanation of the solemn 742 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:24,450 ceremony of marriage. 743 00:44:24,810 --> 00:44:29,610 Such profanation being regarded as an outrage to public decency. The law says 744 00:44:29,610 --> 00:44:30,750 that? Yes. 745 00:44:30,990 --> 00:44:31,990 And do you say it yourself? 746 00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:34,630 Do you really believe in such archaic preaching? 747 00:44:34,850 --> 00:44:37,350 Because I have never harmed anyone in my life. 748 00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:38,610 Not physically. 749 00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:39,870 Do you know that? 750 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:44,530 There was no harm done on the three occasions that I got married, and none 751 00:44:44,530 --> 00:44:45,670 those marriages broke up. 752 00:44:46,670 --> 00:44:50,270 My husbands are the best of friends because of those marriages. 753 00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:56,630 And all three still care for me, still are fond of me. 754 00:44:57,950 --> 00:45:01,690 Your second and third husbands, are they aware they've committed bigamy? Of 755 00:45:01,690 --> 00:45:02,690 course they are. 756 00:45:03,530 --> 00:45:05,710 Oh, and that's an outrage too, I suppose. 757 00:45:06,090 --> 00:45:09,210 I was attacked in the street, I was robbed, I was harmed. 758 00:45:09,770 --> 00:45:14,710 Because of that, I and two very dear friends are about to be persecuted by 759 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:15,710 law. 760 00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:17,890 That is the outrage. 761 00:45:21,170 --> 00:45:22,930 Think you'd better get dressed, Mrs Baker. 762 00:45:26,130 --> 00:45:28,670 I rarely get dressed before midday. 763 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:36,010 Why did you never consider a legal divorce? 764 00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:37,670 I had considered it. 765 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,250 Once. 766 00:45:40,110 --> 00:45:42,070 Then I couldn't be bothered. 767 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:46,710 I like the wedding days. 768 00:45:47,530 --> 00:45:51,250 All three were very happy days. 769 00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:54,310 The kind of days that are worth remembering. 770 00:45:56,510 --> 00:46:00,490 And one can't really say the same for those days when relationships come to an 771 00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:01,490 end. 772 00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:04,350 Even though no harm is done. 773 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,280 Are you married? 774 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,960 Widowed. 775 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,440 Easy way out for you, then. 776 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:24,260 Husbands two and three. Yeah, I'll see to that. 777 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:26,320 Have I time for a bath? 778 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,700 Just. Thank you. 779 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,620 Were you and your husband happy? 780 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,000 Very. All the time? No. 781 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,180 Usual. Good times, bad times. 782 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,660 When my parents first got married. 783 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:46,050 They probably had one or two good times. 784 00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:48,510 But I wouldn't know about that. 785 00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:53,050 What I do know, though, is that from my earliest recollection, there was never 786 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:56,370 one good time, never one happy time between them. 787 00:46:57,030 --> 00:46:59,230 That was their fault, no one else's. 788 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:01,910 Most certainly not mine. 789 00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:04,590 At least they never said it was. 790 00:47:06,330 --> 00:47:07,330 But there was nothing. 791 00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:12,030 There was no fun, no friendliness, no warmth between them, nothing. 792 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,700 And yet they stayed married. 793 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,360 They stayed that way all their lives. 794 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:21,440 Stayed that way till they grew old and died together. 795 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,140 So you made quite sure that your life wasn't going to be like theirs. 796 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:27,240 Absolutely. 797 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,240 I have three husbands. 798 00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:33,860 One makes me laugh. 799 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:35,220 Always has. 800 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,360 One is the warmest, kindest person I've ever known. 801 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,620 And the third is the gentlest and most unselfish of lovers. 802 00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:46,580 I chose them. 803 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,400 I chose them for those qualities. 804 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,960 I needed that. 805 00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:56,120 And all three are my dearest friends. 806 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,220 They look after me. 807 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:02,100 They provide well for me. Lucky you. Yes, lucky me. 808 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,400 Because I managed to find three of the very best. 809 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,080 The best ever. 810 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,420 I'll be with you in a few minutes. 811 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,000 You have to admit it. 812 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,620 She's got a lot of things right. 813 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,080 Oh, I'll admit that, all right. 814 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:36,960 There's also a lot of things missing, like three perfect husbands. 815 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:43,140 And if life's been so good to her, why hasn't at least one of them stayed? 816 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,120 Why is she so alone?